They Found LIFE ON MARS?!

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Well, life-ish, but heck, those microbes are probably up in microbe martian Heaven, looking down upon us and enjoying this newest episode of the Valleycast. And, of course, we talk about edgelords. And how to grow out of being one. It's a fun one! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the group on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza No microbes harm making video.

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0:00.0	I don't want to talk.
0:01.2	I do not, no, don't press record.
0:02.4	I do not want to talk on the podcast.
0:04.8	The porn case.
0:06.7	They don't make me talk in the parade case.
0:11.0	I love this portcased.
0:14.4	A mupp.
0:16.2	No, no, no.
0:17.0	I didn't want to have a conversation.
0:18.6	I did not about the purred case.
0:20.1	So welcome to the show. We were talking about a little bit about movies. Spoiler alert. And big, big, big, that's what is that? That's crazy. They were talking about movies on this show for once. Oh, that's the perd case. You're talking to a movie on the purdcast? We talk about movies on this porn case it is a porn cast
0:40.2	don't feel like watching movies so I'll watch people guess them instead I don't know
0:49.4	how it goes I think it starts with your show but we were talking about the long walk which is a new Stephen King.
1:00.1	It's a new Stephen King movie, but it's his first Stephen King book, correct?
1:03.9	Is it really?
1:04.9	I think so.
1:06.0	Oh, I didn't know that information.
1:07.7	Hold on.
1:08.2	Let me find out for sure.
1:09.4	Don't worry, Elliot.
1:10.5	I've got a topic that you're going to love in a second here. Thanks, because I'm checking out till then. Is that the movie with when Mandy Moore dies? What's that movie? Isn't there a movie called Like The Long Walk where Mandy Moore dies? Oh, it's like a, yeah, it's got one of those like generic white guys that you don't know who it is with her.
1:31.2	I don't watch rom-coms.
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