'They don't do enough!'
LuAnna: The Podcast
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4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: Our Becks is engaged, we chat weddings, Luanna taking on the Gladiators, Lu's obsession with her new pup, advice for a lady at a big crossroads in her relationship and when kids say the funniest things.
Plus, the Grok AI debacle, a push for SMA screenings, period baths and Lu's belt w*nkers rant takes on another form.
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| 0:00.0 | Now it's time to thank our partner of this episode, Marks and Spencer. |
| 0:04.5 | Right, babes, did you know Eminest does all the big beauty brands now? |
| 0:08.7 | Surely we've established that I know everything? |
| 0:10.8 | Is that because you're nosy? |
| 0:12.9 | Rude, but yes. |
| 0:14.4 | Well, they've got Este Lauda, Clinique Benefit, Caloire, which is one of my fav hair brands, babes. Nux, it's like a roll call of all of my |
| 0:24.7 | favourite brands. This could be dangerously convenient, Lou. I mean, you can grab dinner for tonight, |
| 0:29.0 | pick up a top that you don't actually need, but obviously you can't resist, and now a new |
| 0:33.0 | eye shadow to go with it. Orra muskara was grabbing yet another bag of delicious Percy pigs. |
| 0:39.6 | They're for kids, honest. |
| 0:41.2 | M&S Beauty has had the biggest glow up with so many more amazing brands to choose from. |
| 0:47.0 | So guys, next time you're scrolling or skipping past an M&S, sneak a peek at the beauty section. |
| 0:53.5 | Just don't lose track of time. Shop all your favourite beauty brands online on the M&S, sneak a peek at the beauty section. Just don't lose track of time. |
| 0:54.9 | Shop all your favourite beauty brands online on the M&S Sparks app or at your local M&S store. |
| 1:01.1 | A box of able and coal, fresh organic, fruit and veg delivered weekly to your door. |
| 1:07.0 | Requires washing, peeling and or chopping. |
| 1:08.8 | Vegetables may come with mud and soil on and very occasionally a ladybird. |
| 1:12.0 | All produce has grown ethically and with absolutely no artificial pesticides, |
| 1:15.5 | delivered without pointless plastic. |
| 1:17.1 | Increased natural flavours and meals can lead to busier kitchen tables during peak hours, |
| 1:21.0 | may lead to unexpected enthusiasm for cooking and distaste for processed food alternatives. |
| 1:26.1 | Abel and Cole Un unprocess your food. |
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