Here's the thing. This is the best part about this podcast is because I don't know anything, but I have ideas, right?

Yeah, and I have no ideas. You have no ideas, but you know everything.

Welcome to The Crunch.

It is your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick, and we're back, baby.

Recording on a Monday, like we always dreamed. I like how we always say we're back as if there's ever a question as to our, the fact that we're going to return the next week.

I wonder if Patrick and Ethan are going to put an episode out this week,

you say to your friend and your friend who knows us very well goes,

of course they are.

Their attention starved and terrified of fading into oblivion of obscurity.

That's what it was.

Just in case you guys thought that we were going to end the show after

three years of doing it consecutively except for the first christmas that we were recording

yeah what a black mark on our record i knew we were going to have that black mark on our record

i know well we can't be perfect or else it would be too hard to for the young ins to identify with us

you know what i mean it's why it's why uh captain has to be, I don't know. That's why Tony Stark has to be alcoholic. How about that? That's right. There we go. Captain America has no flaws. He has no flaws. He has no flaws. That's his superpower. Yeah. He's super annoying. So. I'm having so much problem. I've this new my levels being weird thing is a big problem for me.

Why?

Audacity keeps like upping my microphone volume.

Oh, mine just went, hold on a minute.

Mine just went down to 0.29.

I am not joking.

Hold on.

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