Someone came up to me in the street and said, are you Jimmy Car or would you just look like Jimmy Car?

I said both.

Hello, I'm Jimmy Car, and I'm announcing a new tour.

It's called Jimmy Car Loves Funny, because they'll be Loves and it'll be funny and because they'll

laugh funny. I think jokes are like magnets.

They attract some people, some people like my comedy,

but like magnets jokes attract and they repel.

Some people are repelled by my sense of humour.

If that's you, don't come and see me live.

But if you like this kind of thing, come and see Jimmy Carr laughs funny. I'll be everywhere.

Go to Jimmy Carr.com for details. Rassal my beats, rhe rrassal my beats. R R wrestle me Pete

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can you do man you all right?

Good, good, it's a good episode of coming on it.

It's a good episode of coming on it. It's a good episode.

If this is your first time, ooh, this is going to be good.

I've just noticed that like the thing that I've got, you know, we finished with a little

Rhema stereo dressed as Heath Ledger, the deceased actor.

And the next thing I've got up is a load of Randy Orton erotic stories that I found online.

Do you want a cheeky one?

Yeah, let's hear it.

This is, I think you got a slash a fiction, don't you?

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