We were in the middle of our tournament where my friend John said he found a body and the bush is over there.

I ran over there because I'm a healing monk to try and help, but obviously my magic wasn't strong enough because the dude's body was missing ahead.

So my friend decided to try and use a necromancer spell which didn't work, which I knew it wouldn't.

Apparently we contaminated the crime scene because that spell uses a lot of glitter.

Dave Rubin, this is the Rubin Report. It is April 4th, 2023 and we had to start yo with a little satire cold open there because I saw that video yesterday.

It was making its way around the internet and we have entered a strange, I would say uncanny valley portion of humanity right now,

which is where it is impossible to tell if something is real or satire at this point.

It turns out that that clip which looked like it was from a local news recap on someone being beheaded in the forest.

It turns out that the guy is a comedian and it was satire, but we just can't tell anymore because the news is getting more ridiculous by the second.

Today is a day that will go down in the history of ridiculousness because Donald Trump obviously with this

arrangement and the indictment and the whole thing, we're going to be covering that in a bunch more today, but it's just, it's a bad day.

It's a bad day guys, period. Whether you support Trump, whether you like to santa's more, whatever regarding 2024, for the state of America,

if you believe in law and order, if you believe that we have to believe in the system for it to work,

that we shouldn't be hounding and chasing former presidents because once you do it once, you open up a door,

you open up a Pandora's box and what will happen after that where we will just have one president who eventually ends up in jail

and another president who ends up in jail and that's how you end up in an autocracy.

That's how you end up in a dictatorship where a leader never wants to leave.

Remember when we invaded Libya, that was under Barack Obama, we didn't call it a war, so he didn't get

congressional authority, we called it a kinetic military action, I had never heard of that before, it sounded

something like Xbox Connect or something. Kudafi ended up because he couldn't leave, right?

There was no way he could leave. He knew if he left power, he was going to end up dead, he ended up hiding for a while

and they chased him down and somebody literally jammed a knife up his butt and that's how it ended for Kudafi.

...