These Illegal Immigrants Are F*cked | Financial Audit
Financial Audit
Caleb Hammer
4.4 • 894 Ratings
🗓️ 26 October 2025
⏱️ 99 minutes
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| 0:03.4 | Are you guys born in the U.S.? We are dreamers from Mexico City. I feel like it's maybe one of the things that's like pulling me back from, you know, like marriage. I think she lives in a very optimistic world. She thinks that, you know, everything will magically just work out itself. Oh, he gets into the numbers and where they've gone? You're an idiot. This is like a male thing and a girl thing. I've talked to all my girlfriends and this is literally how we all, like, our brains work this way. If you're not willing to take literally the most basic sacrifice and the one thing you have, there's nothing here and you guys are done. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Shut the fuck up! I'm done. With a refresh look and upgraded features, download Dollar-wise, the best budgeting app there is. And until October 27th, you can lock in the first three months at over 30% off or upgrade to annual and save an additional 25% and get a free signed cookbook by me. Download the Dollar-wise budgeting app today and take advantage of your free trial. |
| 0:57.1 | Hello, my name is Natasha. |
| 0:58.8 | I'm 29 years old. |
| 1:00.0 | And I'm Oscar and I'm 32 years old. |
| 1:01.9 | And we're from Phoenix, Arizona. |
| 1:03.3 | And this is financial audit? |
| 1:06.1 | I do have to ask, is that dyed gray or are you graying at 29? |
| 1:13.0 | I am graying at 29. |
| 1:18.4 | This is his fault? Yes. And my kids, yeah. Oh, actually kids, that's good to know. How many kids do we have? We have three. Okay. Are you guys married? We're not. |
| 1:25.7 | Why are you sticking it in so much without taking it away, big guy? |
| 1:30.1 | For marriage, I mean, stick it in, but don't drop the babies. |
| 1:33.7 | Whoa, Jesus. |
| 1:35.2 | I just... |
| 1:35.7 | What? |
| 1:36.1 | You don't think people for marriage? |
| 1:38.3 | You have three children. |
| 1:40.3 | I don't know how they got there. |
| 1:41.9 | Uh-huh. |
| 1:43.0 | I mean, I just don't really see the benefits of, like, you know, being married and... Oh, I thought you were going to say of condoms. Oh, no. Okay. Benefits of being married? Well, there's lots of things. There's legal protections. There's automatic wills, essentially, that are taking an account. You can't testify against the other person. you're not compelled to testify against the other person or in a court of law. There's lots of natural benefits that come with it. |
| 2:03.3 | There's lower tax rates, |
| 2:04.6 | child tax... an account. You can't testify against the other person. You're not compelled to testify against the other person in a court of law. |
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