These Crystals Don't Heal - The Valley S2 Finale

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Tv & Film, Tv Reviews, After Shows

4.2 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Dylan, Pat and Ruby are back to break down four story pads, love, honey, crystals, death, The Joker being a lot like Janet and more from Bravo's The Valley.

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0:00.0	Well, he gives the boys a tour.
0:01.9	I think it's Luke and Jason that drop by with those Heineken Zeros, otherwise known as Soda Water.
0:06.8	And the tour of his bachelor pod, he shows Cruz's new room.
0:10.9	There's a barbecue pit.
0:12.6	And over there is where the nasty horrors sleep after a bed.
0:18.9	There it is.
0:20.2	I can't get over um how bad this is but how good he thinks it is right right right set that everyone isn't like whoa man this 88 inch tv screen on your kids wall who's three years old is awesome.
0:37.6	This Rachel's gonna be so big.
0:40.3	Hi, hello, welcome to another brand spanking new episode of Bad TV.
0:58.2	I'm Dylan, that's Pat.
0:59.6	Permission to cut up.
1:00.4	Great to be here.
1:01.3	Ruby is joining us from the, the leafy greens of Appalachia.
1:08.0	How are you, Roobes?
1:10.1	I'm doing really well. How are you guys? Good. And how are the
1:15.8	calcium stains in Dad's toilets? Oh, no. I will send you a picture of my favorite one to share with
1:25.0	your friends when we're done. Okay, great. Men need women in their lives.
1:29.2	Oh my God.
1:30.0	Yeah.
1:30.3	It just gets really sad and ugly and disgusted, you know?
1:35.1	Yeah.
1:36.0	And can I say something, Pat?
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