Hello and welcome to the ETH RETCAST, where we're all about commander, data, and dad jokes.

I'm Joey Shultz, and I'm joined by my fantastic co-hosts.

Up first, he thought that Aethered Rift was actually Athered Rift, a sequel

to Cyclonic Rift. It's Matt Morgan. So I got my partner a golden bracelet and then I asked her to

wear it. She said, it's just not really the aesthetic. I think it's too loud for me. I said,

well, that makes sense. It's a heavy metal band. Oh, man. Hey, you need to stop talking about gold, Matt. Well, well, that makes sense. It's a heavy metal band. Oh, man.

Hey, you need to stop talking about gold, Matt.

Well, maybe it's more treasure. That's a little more improved than gold. Yeah.

I was doing a chemical element joke there. A. You come on, bro. You got to see my dad jobs in return to.

Ah.

See, I totally didn't expect it coming from you.

So nice job.

You really worked it in there.

Right.

Up next, he knows that Aether Drift, that set, a send up of Fast and Furious, clearly,

is going to have the most important mechanic of all.

It'll be all about family.

It's Dana Roach.

It's so cold out here today. My barometer broke. It could not handle the pressure. Shoot, I think I'm missing something on this one. I was so clever with my own joke that I am just tunnel vision. I don't know the other one here. I really like the atmosphere of that joke that really set up very, very well. Nope, there it's washing over me now i feel the shame all right cool matt what is it that we're talking about in

this week's episode so this week we're going to give uh some light on two cards that maybe you

shouldn't let your opponents keep around oftentimes these cards we're going to talk about they're

not up to any good they're oftentimes going to be fairly dubious to let them sit around. So we're going to make sure that you all know as an audience not to let these cards sit around for too long. Yeah, a couple of things that should really draw your focus. Even if they look potentially innocent right now, they won't be later. Yeah, this will be really interesting. We've got a couple of things we want to shout out before we get into this topic, though. First, find us in Magic on Chicago. We will be at the convention February 21st to the 23rd, playing some games, meeting some folks, and we're doing a panel on Sunday. So come hang out with us for a live show. We are also now probably suited up as knights of the order of Dragon Shield.

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