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“These Brides Are Trying to Kill Us”

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Outside Podcast

Wilderness, Sports

4.32.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2023

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Nothing says “for better or for worse” like forcing your wedding guests to trek 60 miles to a ceremony deep in the jungle. While many people dream of nuptials involving elegant dresses, long-winded toasts, and tasteful floral arrangements, others hear the call of the adventure wedding. The more hardcore the experience, the more meaningful it is for all involved—or something like that. In this episode, we bring you the story of a union forged in the Guatemalan rainforest, where a creature came in the night to drink the blood of one of the guests. The Outside Podcast is made possible by Outside+ subscribers. Learn more about all the benefits of a subscription and subscribe now at outsideonline.com/podplus.

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by GoRV,

0:03.4

which wants to help you make the most of your family adventures on the open road.

0:08.8

Okay boys, we are rolling.

0:11.4

We'll be going.

0:12.8

Well that's the fun part.

0:14.2

Because we're sleeping in our new trailer, we can go anywhere.

0:17.2

No airplanes or hotels or crowded campgrounds required.

0:20.7

This is the ultimate choose your own adventure vacation

0:23.5

because we have everything we need with us.

0:25.5

Except my PlayStation.

0:27.1

You don't need that.

0:28.8

So wait, Dad, you actually don't know where we're going.

0:31.8

That's not what I said.

0:33.0

I have two places in mind and you guys get to pick.

0:35.7

We can go to the beach or there's a spot in the mountains.

0:38.2

Mountains.

0:39.0

Beach.

0:39.6

Mountains.

0:40.3

Beach.

0:40.9

Guys.

0:41.9

Guys.

0:42.8

How about this?

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