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These "As Seen on TV" Cooking Gadgets SUCK

Cold Ones

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

We attempted cooking with some of the worst Infomercial products ever

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1:01.0

You're going to love my nuts.

1:02.7

I feel how heavy this is.

1:04.3

Garbage.

1:05.6

It's fucking garbage stuck in there.

1:09.3

Hello. Cold ones.

1:10.8

What's up? We're bringing back a series that we've only done one video in the making, as seen on TV products. I went on the internet, I found a bunch of products, I've seen the ads, I'm gonna show Macs, and then I'm gonna test out the gadgets together. Alright, would you like to watch the first advertisement? What do you got for me, Chad? Are you too busy to make a whole roasted chicken? And when you do, it's dry, tough, and tasteless. Chef Tony here for the... That's Chef Tony! He's on the box! He's actually on the box! Imagine serving a delicious six-pound chicken. Your whole family will love... Is that impressive? Pounce? In 45 minutes. The secret is turbo roaster's vapor. Right, so this product is like a metal rod you chubbing the chickens. Busy. And then you put the whole thing in the oven and you fill it with water. Check out how juicy it is. Oh, that looks good. Look, we cook six pound chickens with them without the turbo roaster for 45 minutes. Look at that. Are those full chickens?

2:02.4

Yeah, they're family roast chicken. It's a boneless chicken. Let's try this out.

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