These are the Funniest People We Know! (ft. THE CHRIS AND PAUL SHOW)

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2021

⏱️ 78 minutes

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CHRIS AND PAUL - our favorite people and former BRING THE FUNNY contestants, drop in to talk about their NEW SHOW, Apocalypse Live... and, you know, about other silly life stuff. Thanks to our sponsors! Go to http://getquip.com/VALLEY5 to get $5 off a Mouthwash Starter Kit. Go to http://buyraycon.com/valleycast to get 15% off! Go to http://meundies.com/valley to get 15% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee! FOLLOW CHRIS AND PAUL: https://youtu.be/hYAG1qPAgz0 PIN DISCOUNTS and EARLY ACCESS and MORE on our Patreon! Our PATREON is what allows us to keep making shows LIKE THIS (especially during a pandemic). We'd love if you'd consider supporting and becoming part of the fam. http://www.patreon.com/thevalleyfolk THE BESTEST SOCIAL DISTANCE FIST BUMPS TO the health care workers and essential workers out on the front lines kicking ass for us right now! You can donate to help families in need by visiting https://www.feedingamerica.org/ways-to-give ! Music/SFX: If you like our sounds, sign up for ONE FREE MONTH on us at Epidemic Sound! Over 30,000 songs: http://share.epidemicsound.com/n96pc Follow The Valleyfolk across the digital globe: http://twitter.com/TheValleyfolk http://instagram.com/TheValleyfolk http://facebook.com/TheValleyfolk Follow the trio on their personal socials: Joe Bereta: http://twitter.com/JoeBereta http://instagram.com/joebereta Elliott Morgan: http://twitter.com/elliottcmorgan http://instagram.com/elliottmorgan Steve Zaragoza: http://twitter.com/stevezaragoza http://instagram.com/stevezaragoza Kevin Plachy: https://twitter.com/pakkap https://www.instagram.com/pakkap Shoot: Kevin Plachy Edit: Ryan Farroki

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0:00.0	Can I do the one two? Sure, you don't have to but go for it.
0:04.4	I mean, I asked if you said can I and I said sure.
0:08.7	May. Yes, you may.
0:10.6	Mother, thank you so much. What did you say?
0:12.8	How about this? On the count of three, let's all clap. Okay.
0:15.6	On the count of no, Chris.
0:17.5	Well, can I pre-majorize or are you?
0:20.6	We're just going on the count of three. We're all going to clap. Okay.
0:24.7	Let me give you guys an example of what it will be like.
0:27.0	It'll be one, two, three, clap.
0:30.0	Clap. Oh, so we're not clapping.
0:31.5	I don't know. Was that supposed to be like four really?
0:34.5	So we're coming up four. I'm the count of four.
0:36.4	We're on four. Okay. Our lights go out. We're like we're from the 90s.
0:41.6	You just have your clap. Okay, here we go. Ready?
0:44.4	One, two, you are doing it. I didn't. Well, now I mess it up on purpose.
0:48.8	Okay, here we go. I'll do it on four.
0:50.9	So it won't. So let me show you guys what it won't be.
0:54.3	I didn't clap because I don't, I'm not following the direction.
0:56.8	Okay, hold on. Let me first of all, I thought I was going to.
0:59.1	Can I just show you what it won't be? It won't be this.
1:02.0	One, two, three, three. It will be one, two, three, four.
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