These are MELTING - McDonalds Ride Along
100% Eat
Striking Distance LLC
4.9 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2026
⏱️ 17 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Wow. I eat down. I feel good. I got brain freeze. Time to hit the road. |
| 0:08.2 | Ah! Make sure you okay. That's the only way you combat it. |
| 0:13.2 | This guy does it before he drives. He doesn't. After he starts driving. I don't know what they |
| 0:19.2 | mean anymore. I don't know what his means mean anymore. Oh, my brain! I feel like that's what he wanted to do in McDonald's for the 30 minutes we were in there. 30 fucking minutes. 30 fucking minutes from the time of ordering. The first scream was for the brain freeze. The other screams was trapped in McDonald's. Yeah, those were backed up. That was McDonald's like limbo purgatory. That was... I swear to God. That was crazy. I feel like there are no more fast McDonald's. Is it just us because we always order four of something? Maybe. It's that and we go inside. We also go... Yeah. It was also lunch. The drive-thru is fast. It was launched. Nobody was in there. Yeah, you got that? I got it. It doesn't matter if there's 10 cars in the drive-through, it's faster. There's service and drive-through more. There were a lot of people for one short burst and then no one. There was a lot of one guy. There was a lot of one guy, but only the top part of that one guy. Yeah. There's a lot of the top part of that one guy. And a large cranial area. Man. So Jordan wanted us to be back-to-back episodes because this was important to him. And when Jordan's excited about a food, I want to like... Reward him. Right. I want to like harness that. I want to like... It's like, come on, Jordan, you like this too. And he goes, yeah, like Nick him. Right. I want to like, I want to like harness that. I want to like, |
| 1:28.3 | it's like, |
| 1:28.6 | come on, |
| 1:29.7 | Jordan, you like this too. |
| 1:30.8 | And he goes, yeah, |
| 1:31.7 | like Nick style. |
| 1:32.2 | Yeah. I want, see, that's you. That's you. Right now. Wow. Lucky you. Say it. I don't like being single. Say it. Say the line. |
| 1:41.0 | I don't like being single that. |
| 1:43.2 | We should have got Archburgers. |
| 1:44.9 | That's the second time he said that. |
| 1:46.2 | I know. |
| 1:48.0 | You could. You entertained it, Michael. You entertained it. There was nothing stopping you. I mean, I entertained Nick's idea. Yeah. The ordering system was stopping me from certain things. No, you still input all the numbers so you got all the points or whatever. Maybe. We don't know. get back to them. It says it'll tell me later. Oh my God. I hope they email you the same error code machine said. We specifically avoided the other McDonald's. The one that is slow and hot and takes forever and never has the stuff and doesn't take it and this one said hold my beer |
| 2:18.3 | yep it truly did and it didn't take anyone's numbers no and mine didn't even work that's how you know |
| 2:24.3 | that place is fuck oh yeah it's true i kept going excuse me sir excuse me if i'm going to be trapped |
| 2:29.4 | inside of macdonalds for 30 minutes i prefer it to be that one i think it was nice and cool |
| 2:33.4 | in that it was cool and there was that McDonald's. It was cool. |
| 2:35.0 | And there was a TV that, well, it was cold. |
| 2:36.0 | It wasn't cool. Yeah. It kept Nick distracted, so at least. Yeah, it was showing sports to Nick to keep him back. Well, he also was watching his own sports. Yeah. It's true. Well, when it worked, he was going, ah! I was getting mad at his phone. |
| 2:49.0 | He just kept saying, Philly suck. |
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