Thermometers with Jackson Baly

Shut up a Second

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4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2023

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Shut Up a Second is hosted and produced by Cass Paige and Hayden Bleechmore this week with special guest editor Joel Duscher

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Sans Pants Network. Hey everybody, welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second. My name's Hayden and I'm joined by Cass. Yes, you are. I started the episode without telling you. Yeah. Put you on the back foot. I'm putting down all my fidgety things. No, it's fine. And we're joined by Jackson Bailey. Hey! Your beard's looking real nice.
0:21.6	I think it's too big at the moment. No! You look like a wild man. You do look like a wild man. Every single time I compliment you on your hair, you say to me, I am about to get it cut. My big, my head hair is good. Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of mulety and it's good. Yeah, but my beard is too big.
0:36.2	It's good.
0:37.0	It's too annoying.
0:38.2	And today we're talking about thermometers. Yeah, it's kind of mulety and it's good. Yeah, but my beard is too big. Oh, it's good. It's too annoying.
0:38.2	And today we're talking about thermometers.
0:53.8	You know, Mercury is the only liquid metal at room temperature?
0:58.0	Yep.
0:58.6	I do know that.
0:59.5	It's not an interesting fact.
1:01.2	If you could change anything in the world instantly to be liquid at room temperature,
1:06.6	what would you change?
1:07.7	Well, this brings back a classic debate about...
1:10.0	Oh, no. Does it? Yeah. Oh, God. Why? Because my first thought was houses. Because I've always thought if I made houses small enough, could I make them a liquid and drink them? You know what I mean? No. No, I don't know what you mean. Like, billions. Billions of houses. Okay. But I made the microscopic. Yeah. How? Poured with the devices. Okay. Yep. You got a honey-eye-hunk the kids thing. Yeah. And then I put them in a cup. Yep. Then I drank. Yeah. There'd be like liquid house. Yeah. Yeah. But you're the first people in the world of ever agreed with me. Is that a debate? What do you mean? You just make up... If I use magic to make houses into a liquid,
1:47.1	can I drink a liquid?
1:47.7	No, I'm just making the microphone. Yeah. Yeah. You're the first people in the world of ever agree with me. Is that a debate? What do you mean? You just make up...
1:44.5	If I use magic to make houses into a liquid, can I drink a liquid?
1:48.0	I guess you could.
1:48.9	If they're microscopic, it would feel like a liquid. Yeah, because I think what people often say is it would be like you're drinking sand. Well, no, but it's... grain of sand's not a microscopic thing. Grain's sand big.
1:56.9	Yeah, grain sand's big.
1:58.4	Gregsands big.
2:00.6	Well, that's awesome, then.
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