Good morning, everybody, and I am back, Ian, suntanned and rested from my tour of socialist hotspots of Europe

and ready to do battle with you this morning. I think we might be doing a little bit of battle,

particularly on the £600 million for the NHS, because I've been seeing what you've put on Twitter.

So we'll start off by talking about that. Then, of course, the Brexit developments of the week,

of which there are many. It seems a long time ago that Donald Trump meant Kim Jong-un,

but that seems to have faded into the distant past. We might talk a bit about upskirting.

Have you ever been upskirted?

I don't think I have. I've never seen the results. For which we're all grateful.

Labour Live, of course, happened this weekend. There's the very sad case of Billy Caldwell,

who has now got the cannabis oil.

I think that's something that we need to have a little word about.

And of course, this podcast would not be complete without a mention of spotted dick.

So, not just £350 million a week for the NHS.

It's a whopping £600 million a week.

Get out of that one,

Ramona. Oh, no, I never use that word, do I?

Ian, I, you know, working as I do in the NHS, I am delighted at any increase in funding for the NHS. So that's my positive bit. Several points. Number one, it's not a birthday present.

A birthday present is something that you give to people that they don't really need, but which is

special. The NHS bloody needs an increase in investment. One, two, there isn't a Brexit premium.

I was quite interested in the tweet from Paul Johnson from the Institute of Fiscal Studies,

who of course makes clear that the government themselves have said that actually public finances will be worse because of our leaving the EU.

So there isn't a Brexit premium that's going to pay for this.

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