Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.

Thank you for calling National Lottery. I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?

Yeah, I think I have. I'd just take to double check before I do a cartwheel.

Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million oh my

what happy Christmas why do now you have the best Christmas ever this Christmas it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be

18 or over.

Attention all passengers. You can now book your train tickets on Uber and get 10% back in Uber credits to spend on your next train journey.

So no excuses not to visit your in-laws this Christmas.

Trains now on Uber. Tees and seas apply check the Uber app.

Hello and welcome to the Red Box Podcast on The Times, I'm Matt Chorley. Never let it be said that we ignore our listeners.

Well, I am going to ignore Charles Lawley claiming the podcast has reached a level of

poshness never seen

before since I took over and I shall overlook the person who said the program is

like Fox News for Ramones like dry carrot cake in podcast form it's

palatable but would be better if the balance

if his ingredients were tweaked they said so we should ignore that.

Instead I shall refer to both Georgie Burns and someone who called themselves

ex-B-C-U-G-4-2 who seemed to prefer things when Tim Montgomery

was in charge in these parts and wanted him to come back. Well praise B, after weeks of

trying we are finally joined by Tim, who this week will argue that

Donald Trump might actually make America great again.

Anne Ashworth's Property Ed for the Times wonders if millions will ever be able to call

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