There will be moles: Man United pass their big test, Richard Keys tells it like it is and Leeds employ some espionage
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 14 January 2019
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Summary
Conspiracies, spies, David Gandy… this show has it all. We look back over David de Gea’s magnificent performance in goal for Man United, marvel at one of (one of) the silliest things Richard Keys has ever said and enjoy Shane Long ending his goal drought as Ralph Hasenhüttl continues to show that he’s The Governor at Southampton.
Elsewhere there are buckets of pace, hot dog accidents and Neil Warnock getting political. We have everything you could possibly need. To hell with the rest of the podcasts.
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Further reading:
David de Gea is getting the plaudits:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46858696
Cardiff City don’t think the same things Neil Warnock thinks:
Richard Keys’ suggestion hasn’t gone down well in the North East:
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| 0:00.0 | Have you ever wondered what it's like to win big on the National Lottery? |
| 0:04.6 | Just to confirm, are you somewhere you're able to talk at the moment? |
| 0:09.2 | Yes, we're at home. |
| 0:11.4 | Lovely. |
| 0:12.6 | Now, just check the ticket and I can confirm you are now millionaires. |
| 0:17.4 | No! |
| 0:18.4 | Yes! |
| 0:19.4 | Do you remember what you were? |
| 0:20.8 | Imagine that. |
| 0:24.3 | It could be you. |
| 0:25.9 | The National Lottery. |
| 0:27.1 | Rules and procedures apply. |
| 0:28.5 | Players must be 18 or over. |
| 0:50.8 | Welcome to the football round, ladies and gentlemen. |
| 0:59.1 | Lovely to have you here, Peter. |
| 1:00.4 | What was that reference to at the start? |
| 1:01.9 | I believe it was fog on the time markers. |
| 1:03.6 | Can sausage rolls be sickly? |
| 1:05.5 | Depends on what you put on them. |
| 1:06.9 | Should you do what they're laced with? |
| 1:08.2 | Should you suck on them? |
| 1:09.5 | Sucking on them. |
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