There Was No Curtain! (But There is a Baby!)

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2015

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Samantha Moss makes her Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend debut on this episode and by that I mean she was sleeping like an angel a few feet from the table while we all cooed and our hearts melted. Before the show Greg met her for the first time and announced, "I like holding babies. Holding babies is a thing I like to do." So if anyone is wondering, that's where Greg stands on baby holding. On this episode we got the low-down from Jenna on labor which involved, among other things, a balloon and a hairbrush. It did not involve modesty or a curtain. We also talked about insomnia and my attempts to rid myself of it, everyone's Thanksgivings, pomegranates, toilets, afterbirths and so much more. And we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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0:00.0	And now, live from Dining Room Studios in Hollywood, California, it's the Allison Rosen
0:06.8	is your new best friend show tonight.
0:09.0	Allison, welcome to our guest.
0:11.0	She's a comedian who's still glowing after finally bringing home her sweet bundle of joy,
0:15.4	a case of Diet Coke.
0:17.0	It's Jenna Kim Jones.
0:19.2	He's a brand new father, which means he'll soon be trolling Allison on Twitter.
0:23.1	It's Alan Moss.
0:25.1	And he's a producer who just got back from a Thanksgiving in Muncie, Indiana, where he
0:28.8	got really zonked out on Trip to Fan.
0:31.3	Also, he got really zonked out on Dosekies.
0:34.1	Actually, let's be honest, it was mostly Dosekies.
0:36.3	It's Greg Heller.
0:37.8	Chef Jeff is here to candy some snapyams.
0:41.1	I'm her husband Daniel, and they say to the death to his part, so there's something
0:44.4	to look forward to.
0:45.8	Saying hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend, Allison Rosen.
0:51.7	Allison Rosen, Allison Rosen is your new best friend.
0:58.0	Allison, Allison, we've got good times to go.
1:03.8	Allison Rosen, we've got to get Allison Rosen.
1:12.0	Allison, you're new best friend.
1:15.0	Hello, my little Thanksgiving leftovers.
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