There’s nothing sadder than a soft Dorito

The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast

The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network

Celebrity Chaos, Funny Podcast, Comedy, Celebrity Fails, The Rizzuto Show, Radio Show, Rizz Show, St Louis, Rizz, Weird News, Comedy Talk Show, Funny Celebrity Gossip, Saint Louis, Funny Show, Daily Humor, Sports Events, Celebrity News, Funny Stories, Celeb Chaos, Society & Culture, Daily Comedy Show, Moon Valjean, Hilarious Fails, Current Events, Radio, Comedy Podcast, Stl, Lern, Celeb Fails, Daily Show, Funny News, Daily Podcast, Funny Morning Show, Comedy Talk, Daily Comedy, Viral Stories, News, Rizzuto, King Scott, Fail Stories, Comedy Show, Rafe Williams, St. Louis Daily Entertainment

4.9 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2025

⏱️ 171 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Huge Monday Show

Find out which show member stayed the night at a QuikTrip

Sexy Time Fun Facts

Rizzconnections

Olive Garden loses its spot as top US casual dining restaurant after 7 years to resurgent chain

Receding hairlines now have sex appeal (if you style yours correctly)

Tinder's new game tests your flirting skills with AI personas powered by OpenAI

Love is blind: Dating app Tribal promises a match without seeing your partner’s face

Follow us @RizzShow @MoonValjeanHere @KingScottRules @LernVsRadio @IamRafeWilliams - Check out King Scott’s Linktr.ee/kingscottrules + band @FreeThe2SG and Check out Moon’s bands GREEK FIRE @GreekFire GOLDFINGER @GoldfingerMusic THE TEENAGE DIRTBAGS @TheTeenageDbags and Lern’s band @LaneNarrows http://www.1057thepoint.com/Rizz

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Picture a hash brown.
0:02.8	Yep.
0:04.0	There it is.
0:05.6	Right there.
0:07.0	Would you look at that?
0:08.7	A golden oval of crispy deliciousness.
0:11.8	From where?
0:12.9	Well, you already know.
0:15.7	Breakfast, done properly.
0:18.6	Served until 11am.
0:20.1	The Admiral spots the Greens.
0:22.1	They're doing up their house.
0:24.0	Need a hand with anything?
0:25.7	No, no.
0:26.4	Once the solar panels are up,
0:28.1	our eco-transformation is complete.
0:30.5	We've even bought a new electric car.
0:32.7	Green?
0:33.4	To match the house.
0:34.9	Yeah, it looks fab.
0:36.2	But why are we whispering?
0:37.7	We're trying to reduce our noise pollution.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.