Is Phoebe a big plant girl? Oh, so into plants. We went to the plant store yesterday, and she was like, what do you think at this one? And I looked, they all looked the same. I was like, oh, yeah, he's great. I love that one. That's, that's exactly what it's like. We're in like the outdoor section of Lowe's and she's like, wait, hold on, do you think I should get the dollar tree? There's actually a dollar tree or a money tree or do you think I should get this one? I'm like, I am really cold. I really just want to leave. Should I get the phycus or the fiddler? And she holds two identical plants up to me. Then I'm like, definitely the one on the left.

And she goes, I was thinking the one on the right. And you were like, you know what? You're right. I was wrong. I saw it in the wrong light. And now I think it's the best. Yeah, now I'm just changing my mind because I think you're right. There was another guy in the plant store who was just following his girlfriend around. we made eye contact and gave the nod to each other.

It's like there's so much communicated in that moment. Like I can, I can,

this is one of my favorite Dave Ramsey quotes. Okay. He's like, do the accent. I can, what? Do it

in the accent. I can stand. I can stand up on stage and do talks all day. But that changes immediately when my wife and I walk into a Macy's. I'm like, I need to find a bench. I need to sit down. That's how I feel when I'm shopping with Phoebe. I'm like, I need to sit down. I am so tired.

Welcome to The Crunch, the only podcast that knows what a phycus is. It's your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick.

We were just doing joking off camera about how we did not know what a fikis was.

And so I figured that this is a great bit for all the guys out there who got to go to the plant store with their ladies.

I love going to the plant store with my lady.

I love going to the point store with my lady too, but there's no place that I feel less informed about the world. Maybe if I walked into a mosque, I would feel about the same as I do. I don't know what's going. Walking into a plant store. It's like, do I need to bow? Is there a ritual? Do I need to sit somewhere special? Am I allowed to be here? Is my head allowed to be uncovered? Do I need to take this large,

large leaf and put it over my head? Because if so, someone needs to tell me. Someone with wireframe glasses and high-wasted jeans needs to tell me what to do immediately.

Teresa Bobba walks in, hello. Hello, I work at the plant store.

All right.

That was a spot on Teresa.

I know.

She's really got that accent in real life.

When are we doing that Dungeons and Dragons crunch thing?

A listener emailed us and said that he would be our DM if you, me, Teresa,

and other people wanted to do a D&D campaign, a short, episodic D&D campaign.

The only, we'd have to make Teresa sign a contract that she can only make one joke for every three of our jokes if we were to do that.

Otherwise, it would be Teresa's Dungeons and Dragons podcast, and then we

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