There's a Yelp for BJs (w/ Drew Droege)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Drew Droege (Search Party, Bob's Burgers) joins Nicole for a chat about why you should never blow out your own candle in a relationship, the creepy phenomenon of couples who look like twins, and how pop culture's been romanticized abusive relationships. Drew introduces Nicole to a new hookup app that is basically Yelp for blowjobs, and reads some of the incredible BJ reviews that are written like romance novels. Plus, they break down the new Alexander Skarsgård dom/sub rom-com movie, Pillion.
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| 0:00.0 | You guys, I find as I get older, it's getting harder and harder to actually wrangle my friends. |
| 0:05.7 | Everyone is busy, half of them are in relationships. |
| 0:08.2 | The group chat is a mess. |
| 0:10.8 | And our schedules never line up. |
| 0:12.4 | So when we finally get a weekend on the calendar to go to Palm Springs, I am not wasting it. |
| 0:17.9 | When time is precious with my friends, a hotel room just doesn't cut it. I want |
| 0:22.3 | us to really live together for the weekend, not be sequestered in little hotel rooms. That's why I always |
| 0:28.4 | look to book a home on Airbnb. I love to have a full kitchen to make our cocktails and our weird |
| 0:34.5 | grilled dinners. I need a private pool and a hot tub all to ourselves and a gorgeous |
| 0:40.0 | property with a view where we could take really cute pictures. Why book a room when you can have a |
| 0:45.2 | whole property? And what's great about Airbnb is they have a list of guest favorites. It's a badge on the |
| 0:51.1 | app that shows the highest rated and most loved homes. |
| 0:56.1 | It takes the guessing game out of it. |
| 0:58.8 | If it has a badge, I know it's going to be cute. |
| 1:02.2 | I know it's reliable and I know we're going to have a good time. |
| 1:07.8 | So, the next time you travel, book a home on Airbnb to maximize your experience. |
| 1:12.9 | If we can't make decisions about our own health and our own bodies, what do we actually have? It's honestly a scary time to be looking at the news, but it's also time to be loud |
| 1:19.0 | about what we deserve. This episode is presented by Planned Parenthood Federation of America. |
| 1:24.5 | They believe that every person deserves access to the care that lets them plan their |
| 1:28.2 | life on their own terms. Whether you or a partner need STI testing and treatment, birth control, |
| 1:35.3 | gender affirming care, and abortion, or just some real sex education, plan parenthood is here for you. |
| 1:41.8 | And honestly, they're here for all of us. But lately, there's people in power who spend all their time trying to stop us from getting this kind of essential care, because that's what it is, essential. They're attacking Planned Parenthood, trying to deny access to birth control. And they're even pushing those like abstinence only until marriage programs, which is disgusting. Right now, millions of people are at risk of losing access to care, especially women, black |
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