There's a Potion for That - A Funny Story for Kids
LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids
Kyle MacKenzie
4.6 • 983 Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2026
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
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In this silly story, Joe and Hannah live in a village where there’s a spell or potion for absolutely everything. Need help getting dressed? There’s a spell for that. Don’t feel like brushing your teeth? There’s a potion for that. But when Joe decides to try doing things the old-fashioned way, he discovers that life might actually be more fun when you have to figure things out yourself.
Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to LOLL Storytime. |
| 0:04.3 | In this episode, I'll be telling you a story about a place where people use spells and |
| 0:08.9 | potions to do absolutely everything. |
| 0:12.0 | Imagine using a spell to get yourself dressed in the morning? |
| 0:15.6 | Let's get into it. |
| 0:16.7 | LOL Storytime, truly not a boring time. |
| 0:20.3 | Grab a snack and you'll be fine |
| 0:21.6 | Follow the whole storyline |
| 0:22.8 | LOL story time |
| 0:24.5 | Make you laugh at least one time |
| 0:25.9 | This is the story time |
| 0:27.5 | This is the story of potions and spells |
| 0:33.2 | A lot of potions and spells |
| 0:36.1 | Perhaps enough potions and spells To fill 285,000 bathtubs. |
| 0:41.3 | See, that's a lot. |
| 0:43.9 | Joe and his sister Hannah lived during a time when potions and spells were being used all day, |
| 0:49.0 | every day, and by every single person. |
| 0:51.6 | It was as common as you or I using a phone or a tablet. It was as normal as |
| 0:56.1 | heating something up in a microwave. And it felt no different than using a car to get you somewhere |
| 1:00.8 | a little faster. It was just something everyone did. Long ago, it had started with a few simple |
| 1:07.7 | spells and potions created by a kind and generous wizard. |
| 1:11.8 | These potions and spells existed to improve the lives of the people in the village. |
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