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The Tuesday Club

There's a Mattress in My Living Room

The Tuesday Club

Keep It Light Media

Sports, Comedy

4.6961 Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2012

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Alan is joined by Keith and Ian to talk about the dramatic win against Newcastle and the need for balsa wood chairs and sugar glass bottles at pitch side. Starring Alan Davies, Keith Dover and Ian Stone. Produced by Chris Blacklay. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Now bold.

0:07.0

And it's Tony Adam put through by Steve Ball.

0:10.0

Would you believe it? That sums it all up.

0:15.0

Hello, I'm on and Davis, you are listening to the Tuesday Club.

0:18.0

This is the Arsenal Podcast and I've got Keith Dover with this afternoon.

0:21.0

How are you Keith?

0:22.0

I'm fine Alan

0:23.1

absolutely tops Keith has been supporting our source since 1887. That's absolutely

0:27.2

correct I remember saying to Herbert Chapman I said why are we installing a clock

0:30.9

down the south end he said that's as goalkeepers do we won't hold

0:34.4

on to the ball too long and time waste I said oh that's a perishing terrible

0:38.2

fault sir I don't believe a professional football I wouldn't stoop to such low trickery. He said, you'll find out one day,

0:45.3

do you know that's Erbert Chapman for you? That's her. He could see the future. He was a visionary.

0:50.1

He was a visionary. A visionary. Yeah.

0:53.0

Also a medium some said.

0:55.0

And Ian Stone is here.

0:57.0

Hello, mate.

0:58.0

Ian Stone.

0:59.0

How are you today?

1:00.0

I'm delightfully happy.

1:01.0

Delightfully happy.

1:02.0

Delightfully happy. I am.

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