Yo, it's your girl, DJ Narc. What's going on? I am not prepared for this. I have some coffee here that I'm drinking. I have half a joint, not even a whole joint. I don't know where my lighter is, and I certainly don't have a fucking ashtray. But Kobe Bryant just died. And for the past four weeks, I think I've watched the Aaron Hernandez special documentary pornographic material,

whatever you want to call it, probably about 50 million times.

So maybe it's time to do a podcast.

Also got into a really, really, really, really knocked down big ass drag out fight

with my significant other, which I feel I am completely in the right about.

So I'm in a mood. Mm a mood. The fun thing about not dating

people is that you never get this worked up. The fun thing about dating people is that you get

this worked up. Like I'm really fucking mad. So drink something.

You want to talk about time travel?

What do you want to talk about?

What do you want to talk about?

I'm not yelling at you.

I am yelling at you and I don't even mean to yell at you.

I'm fucking pissed.

What the fuck is going on?

Is that how we all collectively feel?

What the fuck is going on?

Like what an actual fuck is going on? the cartoons depicting him dying in a helicopter crash the fucking j-z shit with him walking around with the fucking t-shirt

with his own fucking face on it from x amount of years later like it's one thing for there to be

synchronicities it's another thing to be throwing this shit in our faces like making us feel like fucking assholes like we're in a fucking fishbowl. Like now this shit is starting to get on my nerves. Like it's not a joke. The Simpsons get on my motherfucking nerves. They do. Matt Groening gets on my motherfucking nerves. He does because he's a fucking racist, first of all, and obviously, obviously not

from here. So of all the things that you could do if you weren't from here and you had seen

the future, of all the things that you could do, you decided to come up with an idiotic, racist

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