Good evening gentle listener and welcome to Distractable.

This episode, Wax and Wade says no to Ninja-Dum and makes macabre mistakes to be defended.

Mustache-twirling bark is allergic to marketing money and answers like the truly imperfect

parent.

Bungling Bob gets booed giving a phone case forum, kills a kid due to a shoot and his Gordon in disguise.

From Fort Knight Frolics to Bald Pride.

Yes, it's time for...

There is no excuse now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show

Hey everyone welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I'm today's host,

Wade. I'm joined by my co-host Mark and Bob. Hey guys. Howdy. Hello. If you've never been here before,

this is a show where the three of us kind of rotate who hosts whoever hosts makes the other two compete for points the winner whoever has usually the most points at the end is the winner

It's to host the next episode. We talk about whatever we want, but we normally start off with small talk

we don't just rotate the host okay you have to earn it it's a hard fought meaningful

battle every episode the outcome is unknown until the very last moment.

Okay, don't give the people the wrong idea.

I'm glad you feel that strongly about me hosting today, Bob.

I appreciate that.

There's been precedents for extraordinary streaks of bad luck

based on coin flips. era was a fascinating era of our history

of which we have a grandiose one we have a grandiose history

Fascinating is a word for it. Why is my microphone buzzing?

Uh, sea lion!

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