“THERE IS A PORTAL IN MY FENCE”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2024

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

An caller explains a situation involving a portal that has formed in their fence, a caller prepares to leave their life behind for a big move to Romania, and a final caller talks about what drove them to give up social media all together.

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0:00.0	Hey, it's Mike and Ian. We're the hosts of How to Do Everything from NPR's Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.
0:05.0	Each week, we take your questions and find someone much smarter than us to answer them.
0:09.3	Questions like, how do you survive the Bermuda Triangle?
0:12.9	How do you find a date inside the Bermuda Triangle?
0:16.3	We can't help you, but we will find someone who can.
0:20.0	Listen to the How to Do Everything podcast on I Heart Radio.
0:23.6	Hello.
0:24.6	Hello.
0:25.6	Hi, what's your name?
0:26.6	What's up?
0:27.6	My name is Beatrice.
0:28.6	How's it going for you?
0:29.6	Beatrice.
0:30.6	How's it going for me?
0:32.6	You know, it is going all right for me. I'm actually, I'm happy to be here recording this. It gives me something to do. I think in life, if you don't have anything to do, you'll go crazy. So I'm glad to be doing something right now. What's up with you, Beatrice? What are you doing? How are you doing?
1:03.3	I am great. I just got out of a great shower. I made some sausage balls, seasonal sausage balls, and I'm very excited. That sounds wonderful. Well, Beatrice, is there a particular reason that you picked up the phone and called a crazy, uh, a crazy person in a, in a gecko suit today?
1:20.5	Oh my gosh. I have been trying to call you for so long, like so many people say. And I...
1:28.3	I'm going to go in another room.
1:31.4	Sorry, my bird.
1:32.5	Excuse my bird.
1:34.7	No, I live next to a church.
1:38.9	And the other day, I had somebody break through my fence that separates me and the church.
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