The Michael Berry Show

I don't like instant iced tea

And I ain't crazy about dollar or gallows

Self-serve gasoline

And they didn't broke me with a high price of B

And the funny thing is they think they're putting this over on me

I've always been an upstanding citizen

But I am getting fed up now my friends

And if you don't understand what I've said

I'm trying to be and trying to be good

And I'm going to be Johnny Rip

Yeah, I'm going to be Johnny Rip

Because I don't believe everything I've seen and read

And I work like hell just to keep a roof in the bed

I'm trying to be and trying to be good and I'm going to be Johnny Rip

So I told you that things are very bad in this country

And that there are two distinctly different

But equally dangerous reasons they're getting worse

The first is the procrastinator, Patriot

That's the man or woman

Who says, well, it's bad, but it's not that bad

So if your kids aren't in school because your kids are all graduated

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