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Classified

There Are No Roommates | Episode 2

Classified

QCODE Media

Comedy Fiction, Fiction, Comedy

4.6827 Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2022

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Ivan meets more of his fellow patients during a group therapy session, where backstories are revealed and things come to a head. A figure from Ivan’s past makes an appearance.  Warning: This episode contains adult content, adult language, and violence. ~~ From QCODE, makers of fantastic audio fiction. Visit QCODEMedia.com to learn more. And, check out our new shows - Birds of Empire and The Peepkins. Listen to this episode uninterrupted (without ads in the middle) with QCODE+ on Apple Podcasts. QCODE+ subscribers also enjoy special bonus episodes which include conversations with the creators of the show. Learn more at https://qcodemedia.com/qcodeplus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, listeners. Be advised that this show is an immersive audio experience.

0:04.5

It may seem like sounds are coming from the sides or behind you.

0:07.7

Listener discretion is advised, as some content is not suitable for young children.

0:13.2

Q code presents Classified, starring Wyatt Russell, created by Spencer Cohen and Anna Holberg.

0:35.2

Music created by Spencer Cohen and Anna Holberg. Rock, bottom.

0:38.4

This has got to be it for me.

0:41.7

I can look like a lot of things for a lot of people.

0:45.1

For example,

0:46.1

Thespian Gary Busey, the Gary Busey,

0:50.1

once spilled a bag of cocaine on the floor,

0:52.5

and his dog, chili, rolled around in it, okay?

0:55.9

And then Busey spent the next 25, 30 minutes using his nose to vacuum the animal's coat clean of the Bolivian booger sugar.

1:05.6

Okay, it's a secondhand story, but you get what I mean.

1:08.0

So, yeah, rock bottom, it looks like something different to everyone.

1:11.2

And for me, being kidnapped against my will has got to be mine.

1:15.6

But you know what?

1:16.7

At least rock bottom, it has a solid foundation.

1:20.4

Wow.

1:21.5

Look at that.

1:22.2

I just turned a negative into a positive.

1:23.7

Things are already looking up.

1:27.1

Up, up. wake up, Ivan.

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