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Ridiculous crime is a production of IHeart Radio. Zeran. Yo, Elizabeth. How you doing, bud? I was looking forward to seeing you today. I drove over here and I was all excited. I'm like, Elizabeth's going to tell me a story. Yep, I am. I am. I am. I look forward to. sometimes when I have bad days, I'm like, oh, only one more day until I get a story with Elizabeth.

Oh, thank you. That love Storytime with Elizabeth. I look forward to. Sometimes I'm going to have bad days.

I'm like, oh, only one more day until I get a story with Elizabeth.

Aw, thank you. That's what you call a compliment. Thank you. Try it out sometime. Thank you. I just roll in here like, all right. No, it's that guy again. Another day and another dollar. At least the interns are here. You know what's ridiculous.

Oh, Elizabeth, do I ever?

So I found something that has a combination of three of our interests. This is like a triangle, right? Mm-hmm. Okay. You like Graham Nash from Crosby Still's Nash and Young? He's my least favorite of the four, but yeah. Sure, but you still do have like at least a soft spot in your heart for him than I do. Sure. Okay. Well, this is a quote from him. And it's about somebody who I really like, and I think you really like, Jimmy Hendricks. Okay. And the third part is the board game risk. Oh, that's something you love. My God. I am like I have friends who will not play with me because they've never beaten me. I am malicious. I am like Sun Su on the risk board. I am redid. No, it's like, it's one of the few things I'll be like, I'm really good at this game. Because I'm, I'm pitiless. I am unscrupulous. Like I love to just like, oh, I'm taking Kamchaka. I don't want to watch you wine. Let's roll them dice.

Anyway. I'm unscrupulous. I love to just like, oh, I'm taking Kamchaka. I don't want to watch you wine. Let's roll them dice.

Anyway, turns out, guess he was also really good at risk?

Jimmy Hendricks? Not Graham Nash. So according to Graham Nash, quote, Jimmy would play risk on acid, and I never, ever beat him at all. He was unbelievable at it. He was a military man, you know. He's a paratrooper. I don't know whether you know that about Jimmy, but no one ever beat him at risk. Wow. And now all I want to do when I get up to heaven is take some acid with Jimmy Hendrix and us get a risk board be like,

let's do it, man. That sounds amazing. Who gets the Australian move? I love that so much. I take South America. It's just, it's hard to give my head around that. That's amazing. Jimmy, playing Jimi Hendrix on acid, on playing him risk on acid. Or just even sober. Oh yeah, totally.

But I mean, like, but he's like, I'm not sure if I've told you this story of a friend named Jay.

And he was once on psychedelics, mushrooms, and we were playing Madden, and we used to play Madden football all the time. We were all really good at it. And none of us could beat him for like four or five, maybe six hours. And he was just cackling at us. Like, you're going to try that and just beating us. He was totally in the zone.

So I want to see five, maybe six hours. And he was just cackling at us. Like, you're going to try that?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And just beating us. He was in the zone. So I want to see Jimmy Hendrix just laughing, face melting at me while I'm like sitting there mad because I can't take over Western United States from him. I love that. That is ridiculous. So there you go. Do you want know know what else is ridiculous? I would love to hear it.

Faking being on the rowing team.

Like, just get out there.

It does body good.

Yes.

Yeah. This is ridiculous crime, a podcast about absurd and outrageous capers, heist, cons.

It's always 99% murder-free and 100% ridiculous.

Oh, you damn, right. Mm-hmm.

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