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🗓️ 8 December 2025
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The Grinch is not about to sleigh around town in a rideshare. What, he’s supposed to scoot over for Donner, Dasher, Vixen?! And the WORST part? The holiday small talk with the driver! Absolutely NOT! The Ten Toe Express will do just fine this winter. Then Jake Shane stops by to therapize his prickliest, most curmudgeonly, celeb-adjacent superstar yet: the Grinch, who is somehow both the patient and the problem. Meanwhile, the Grinch attempts to break ground on the giant mosh pit for his festival and accidentally awakens some of Whoville’s most ghostly bunch. Ho ho no.
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| 0:00.0 | Wondery Plus subscribers can listen to Tis the Grinch holiday podcast ad-free. |
| 0:04.4 | Join Wondery Plus in the Wondry app or on Apple Podcasts. |
| 0:09.3 | Wondry app. |
| 0:14.2 | Spritzing my home with anti-chere spray. |
| 0:19.1 | I hope this works. |
| 0:37.9 | Oh, who could it be? Hello, is that you, Santa? Have you come to face me in our final showdown? I can take you, Big Man. Hi, it's actually Jake Shane, and I'm here for the podcast. Oh, not Santa, but still exciting. Hi, Jake Shane. So glad you decided to show up. Listen, getting up the mountain is pretty suss, but lucky for you, there's the old Mount Cropet Resort ski lift. I have the instructions here to get it up |
| 0:45.2 | and running. Don't worry, it's totally safe. I just need a little help from you down there. All right, |
| 0:53.3 | it says first press the yellow button. Okay, do you want me to press the yellow button? Now, unpress the yellow button. That's weird. Then repress the yellow button. Well, that was a waste of time. Geez. Now, open the latch on that little square panel there. It should be some wires. Plug the red wire into the blue circuit, and then you plug the red wire into the blue circuit |
| 1:11.3 | and then you plug the blue wire into the red circuit |
| 1:13.3 | Oh yeah |
| 1:14.3 | It takes like a lot for a C-Left |
| 1:16.4 | And then finally press the |
| 1:18.5 | Start Lift button |
| 1:20.8 | Oh you think they would have started with that |
| 1:22.2 | Okay I did all of that |
| 1:25.3 | Okay there it goes good job |
| 1:27.4 | Get on board and join the ride I'll see you about two hours Okay great I did all of that. Okay, there it goes. Good job. Get on board and enjoy the ride. I'll see in about two hours. |
| 1:30.3 | Okay, great. I'll see you that. |
| 1:31.3 | Hold on tight. |
| 1:33.3 | ...from Wondry and Dr. Seuss, broadcasting directly from Mount Crumpet Studios, |
| 1:50.0 | it's Tiz the Hinch's Grooliday cast pod. |
| 1:53.9 | Wait, it's, uh, uh, it's his the pinches. |
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