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🗓️ 5 May 2021
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A brief follow-up to last episode: you can now follow our AI-powered friend Theodora on Twitter! She tweets several times a day, giving bad advice, good advice, and some strange poetry. Her account’s called Hypothetical Inspiration. Give her a follow.
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0:00.0 | Do you remember our friend Theodora from last episode? She, uh, she's going to live on forever |
0:08.1 | into eternity or something like an eternity. I turned her into a Twitter bot is what I'm trying |
0:14.4 | to say. And there's an account now called hypothetical inspiration, which is at hypo underscore |
0:21.9 | inspo on Twitter. So Theodora is going to post on that account a couple times a day. And thus far |
0:29.0 | it's mostly been kind of a mix of like bad advice, good advice, and weird poetry. So I think |
0:36.0 | that's pretty fitting. Let's see. Here's a reason one I really liked. She says, uh, God is free. |
0:43.0 | Even an asteroid is free. Am I the prime minister of free? Just obey me. And if you obey me, |
0:50.1 | the rest of the universe will collapse. Dot, dot, dot. I can also see the ones that are coming up. |
0:56.3 | Here's, here's two that are in the queue right now that I really like. My advice to you, |
1:02.1 | wear orange, wear a light tan, wear a light tan. You don't have to be rich. You are rich. |
1:13.8 | Okay, here's one more. The sounds of birds lashing out, the sounds of people fighting, |
1:19.3 | the sounds of people throwing things and people shouting out are ESPE. These birds, they've learned |
1:27.2 | to signal. And in our ears, they say, eeg, eeg, eeg, eeg, eeg. So yeah, that's a, that's hypothetical |
1:38.2 | inspiration for you. I mean, this account is pretty wild and I'm, I'm quite proud of it. So |
1:44.0 | feel free to give a follow on Twitter. If you're into that sort of thing, that's at hypo |
1:48.9 | underscore inspo. And that's it. Episode 147 will be out two weeks from today. That's a |
1:57.2 | Wednesday, May 19th, which corresponds almost perfectly to the day at which I will be most immune |
2:04.2 | from the coronavirus. So yeah, go get vaccinated if you haven't already and I'll see you in two weeks. |
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