Theo drowns: Rip Tides and Ocean dumps

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🗓️ 22 July 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Join Opie and comedian Ron the Waiter for a hilariously chaotic episode of the Opie Radio podcast, recorded live from Long Island's chilly oceanfront. Opie rants about a costly new AC unit, a sibilant lisp mishap from his last stream, and his beef with the Washington Redskins name change controversy. Meanwhile, Ron steals the show with jaw-dropping tales of swimming in Coney Island’s murky waters, confessing to some unconventionalocean habits, and recounting a terrifying near-drowning rescue that turned into a Baywatch-style spectacle. From healthcare scams to riptide survival tips, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs, rants, and raw beachside stories. Tune in for a dose of unfiltered comedy and chaos!

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0:00.0	Bada-da-d-d-d-d-dom.
0:02.6	Good morning, everybody, as I pat down my hair.
0:07.5	Welcome to my live stream.
0:08.7	We're way out east on Long Island, looking over the ocean.
0:12.3	It is chilly today.
0:14.2	Of course, it's chilly on the day that Fred is coming over to put in a brand spanking new AC unit to the tune of
0:24.9	$10,400. So I would appreciate a super chat today. I'm not going to lie, or at least a like.
0:31.1	But how is everybody? You all right? I hope you all right. I got a bone to pick with all yeah.
0:35.7	All yeah. Let me let me let me let me uh let me find this file
0:40.4	really fast uh so yesterday i uh i started my live stream i did an hour just crushing it ranted and
0:51.0	raven about the news of the day and uh And then I, and then I played back the audio
0:56.7	to put it up on my podcast, OP Radio, and I discovered I had a horrendous Lisp. And not one of you
1:05.4	let me know that I was talking and it sounded like I had a lisp all morning long.
1:12.8	This is how yesterday started. Listen, listen to this.
1:16.6	At the ocean, without a cloud in the sky. I was about to start this 15, 20 minutes ago,
1:23.2	but the cable on Long Island stinks.
1:28.7	Absolutely stinks. I went to start the stream and all sudden,
1:32.0	I had no internet.
1:34.5	And then on Friday, I had great download speed.
1:39.3	I did a Wi-Fi speed test,
1:41.4	but the upload speed stinks. So then it looked like I was live streaming from like an old
1:47.9	Nokia or I don't know blackberry or something so what why didn't any of you tell me that I had an
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