Good morning, girlies, it's the toast.

It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.

It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know.

We'll start your day off, swirly.

It's the toast.

I sound amazing.

Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast.

Happy Tuesday.

That feels like a Friday, because we have a song, and we are celebrating.

We are fucking celebrating.

Snitch. Bitch. Okay, that's right. First look, very first episode with our brand new theme song created by and for the Toasters. Congratulations to the

swirly songwriter named Becca, who delivered a fabulous performance of an original song that we were honored to get into the studio to record.

Yes, we had so many wonderful submissions, and it was really tight down to the wire at the end.

But we love this song so much.

It's a perfect little ditty.

It gets stuck in your head.

It's so pleasant to listen to.

And we are so excited to have it in every episode.

Now, we won't, like, excited to have it in every episode. Now, we won't like listen to it live in every episode.

We'll just like add it to the front.

But for today, like we just had to hear our gargy pargy voices.

And like just to acknowledge like all the talented songwriters like it was a really big

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