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Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast day two of having a gargy pargy

Grammy Award winning intro theme song.

Hey, Jax, how you durn?

I'm durn good, and it's nice that it's day two of the theme song,

but it's day three of the week. It feels like we're cheating the week a little bit because you

would expect it to be a Tuesday, but then it is a wed nest day. That's so true. So life hack,

drop a new song on a Tuesday. On Tuesday. We're so glad to see the reception from the song. Like, everybody feels the way about it that we do.

No, let me tell you how relieved I was. I don't know why, but I was just like, we're going to launch

a song and everybody's going to hate it. Like, I feel like we've kind of been in a hater error

recently with the frames and people like, I just feel like every time like not should have been this way. And I was like, I can't wait for them to say they didn't like the one we chose or that the production was bad. And I didn't even

see one negative comment. Like I cannot believe how much people loved it so much. I saw one negative

comment and she was aware. She was like, I see that I'm the only one who's thinking this, so I'm probably wrong.

A self-aware troll. I kind of love that. She wasn't even trolly. She was like, I don't even want to like give voice to what she was saying, but she was very much aware that she was the

only one. Well, I'm so glad that people loved the song as much. Of course, it was a she.

Of course it was a she because 98% of our audiences.

Our listeners, 98, like it's literally 99.

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