Theft, Water Leaks & The Sewing Machine Museum (revisited)

The Wittering Whitehalls

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Do you know where your stop cock is? Behave yourself. This week, a tale of house ownership and the nightmares that can come in tow. Plus, Sewing Machine Josh & Chef Julie are back on the scene and DL Sophie's movers did not come up to scratch.

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0:49.3	Music Diels! Hello!
1:01.3	Yes, it's us. Of course it is, because you're tuning in as twer.
1:06.1	Uh, from Whitehall Towers.
1:08.6	Mr. Whitehall and myself, ready and geared up for action.
1:14.2	Hmm. Having looked over at Mr. Whitehall, not sure that he's geared up, but we'll get him there.
1:18.8	We'll crank him up into some activity. Right. I must tell you what you can expect over the next 40 minutes or so.
1:26.1	We make our way through a very cheeky
1:28.3	place name. Climax, Michigan. Oh, Michigan. Michigan. We hear from Emma, who has a huge tale to tell.
1:37.7	It was at that moment that he snapped something off the stock cock. And we undertake the stresses and strains of moving house.
1:47.0	One thing I did have to stop you doing is that you were arranging the stuff in the
1:53.0	storage unit.
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