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We have Alfredo's chair Jack Patillo and Jessica for Sami.

She seems very concerned. I don't know why she's in. If you if you must know, yes, I did. I texted Fiona and Gavin and I was like, how do you guys talk on this podcast for three hours?

What do you talk about the entire time? Just like some bullshit. It's a sign of podcast. You could joke. I would could joke and say like, uh,

excrement, but it's not a joke because we were just talking about he right before we started. Granted, we were. We were.

Talk about where Wolf urine. Yeah, urine did come up. We're trying to turn just going to what we do in the shadows, because you talked about vampire diaries, which I am not.

Fantastic shows. Yeah, Alfredo and Michael. No, you can't say. You do. Yeah. Wait, what? Yeah, I used to watch vampire diaries.

I was I then I watched was it the original spin off. Yeah, Alfredo. I swear we're kindred spirits, man. Yes.

No, no.

Yeah, because of that, we said there was an episode where where wolves are marking on the vampires like territory. There's pissing everywhere.

I argue that Jack is a werewolf. If we had to like categorize people, I'm not sure why would you why would you argue?

I would argue that you are a burly. I would say you are physically strong. I would argue that like while vampires are strong, it's super naturally strong.

Like where wolves have the whole like wolf aspect, you know, it's more like physical. And like zoom across the room and choking you.

You know, that's true. Okay, although they do have energy vampires and absolutely. I've definitely been.

Oh, that's the twits. I'm going to ruin your life. Oh, you might be an energy vampire.

Like just ask Brian right now in broadcast because it's just delicious. You're just just torturing people.

You've been like that for a long time. Yeah, I'm just saying. And having like, yeah. Yeah, but that's you know why he was because he had to make sure that ran smoothly.

He has a real obligation for this. That's his once year. Right. That's that's it tends to work that way. You're like, Hey, this is I mean, Charlie's got to smooth everybody calm down.

And Jack's like, cool, it's over. I'm going to fuck this shit up. I'm going to it's not like malicious. It's just someone's going to count to 10.

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