The Zipper
For Your Amusement: A Theme Park Podcast
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4.9 • 990 Ratings
🗓️ 5 November 2024
⏱️ 79 minutes
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The guys hit the County Fair and lock themselves into a free-spinning cage of madness to discuss The Zipper!
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| 0:00.0 | Byron, aren't you happy you're in the zipper, dude? |
| 0:02.0 | Dude, there's gloves. |
| 0:03.0 | Look at this. Look at this coffin, dude. You can't even move your legs. I'm not having a good time. It's gonna be so fun. Oh dude, no, fuck this. Happy thoughts. Happy thoughts. Happy thoughts. I gotta say this ride is very funny, and you'll see what I mean. That's why there's these fucking padded bars here. here look at these bars. |
| 0:21.0 | I just hope it's strong enough to... |
| 0:22.0 | These bars are patted. |
| 0:23.0 | I hope it's strong enough to... These bars are patted. I hope it's strong enough to save us on impact. Every safety measure on this ride was ridden in blood. Oh boy. The suspense is great. Well, you're gonna enjoy this problem. Yeah, because they don't even give you like an announcement. I'm like, all right, we've loaded everyone. It just starts. |
| 0:37.8 | It just starts. |
| 0:38.9 | I'm actually a little nervous. |
| 0:39.7 | I'm going to throw up. |
| 0:40.5 | If I'm being really honest, I actually am nervous about it. Okay, well, that's the last one? Look at this burp out. That's the last one? Oh, shit. I think that was the last one. Okay. All right, all right. |
| 0:52.5 | It's going, all right. |
| 0:54.5 | I didn't know. |
| 0:55.1 | I didn't say. |
| 0:56.1 | I didn't see it. |
| 0:57.1 | This is it. |
| 0:54.5 | I didn't get it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. This is it. |
| 0:59.4 | Oh my God. Oh, my fucking God. Oh, my God. |
| 1:06.1 | Welcome to For Your Amusement, a theme park podcast that aims to |
| 1:10.0 | exhaustively evaluate the world's most popular theme park attractions to determine if they are world. |
| 1:16.0 | Class, I'm Ryan Bergara. |
| 1:17.8 | I'm Byron Marin. |
| 1:18.8 | And for this episode's featured attraction, we volunteered to get into the CTE machine, known and feared by many as The Zipper, which you can find in just about every fair or carnival |
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