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So you guys I think I'm going to apply for a new job.

Oh, that's exciting.

Yeah, I'm going to apply for Director of National Intelligence.

I heard the positions open.

I think I'm qualified.

Anyone can apply apparently.

So I've read a Anyone can apply apparently.

So I've read a lot about the intelligence agencies.

I can count and name them.

But have you worked on intelligence for more than six and a half months.

A little longer than that.

Now I don't have a clearance, but I don't think that's a problem anymore.

No, apparently the president just hands them out to anybody.

So what do you say? So there we go.

We'd miss you. But there's nothing to say that in this administration you couldn't do both jobs.

That's, you know, that's also another thing too. We're all about multitasking. Everyone's got a side

gig.

Mine will be running the intelligence community and having a podcast.

I mean, look, I think you would be a spectacular DNI in terms of doing the job, but I think

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