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Sorry guys I'll listen to the rest of this endless voicemail message later. Long messages are the worst.

That was an especially long one.

I'm glad you cut it off.

We're going to sell an app where every 30 seconds that you leave a message you get an electric shock through your phone.

I support that. In fact I would pay to install that on other people's phones.

I would pay to install it on other people's phones.

I would pay to install it on my dad's phone.

Where is my father, he will call.

And you know how like the Indian voiceman has a little time stamp

and how long it is?

Like two minutes, six seconds.

And it will be my dad. He's in in the car so he decided to call me and

he's on his way down to you know wherever in town to do an errand and he's just reciting

what he's doing along the way it's like of course you want to know yeah he's narr along the way. Because of course you want to know.

Yeah, he's narrating his errands.

That is the voicemail.

I understand the impulse to want to narrate your own life.

I do it in my head sometimes.

Isn't that what Twitter is all about, actually?

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