The Year of the Women

The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.6 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2018

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Live from the Punchline in San Francisco, Greg cracks on county fairs, Coachella and coal.

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0:00.0	Yeah baby!
0:07.0	Woo!
0:10.0	Woo!
0:12.0	I'm dreaming!
0:14.0	What on the field now?
0:17.0	Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Cruz!
0:19.0	Greg Cruz!
0:21.0	Thank you very much.
0:24.0	Thank you very much.
0:27.0	The final district in San Francisco, your spoil for choices here in the Bay Area, places
0:34.0	where you might seek out an octurnal entertainment.
0:36.0	And I think a lot of people just rushed to the financial district on Sunday night, knowing
0:41.0	that it is on like Greg Hoopan down here.
0:44.0	We invite you to take your glassware and just throw it on San Sons Street if you leave after
0:48.0	the show, because that is how we roll here.
0:51.0	We're hoobanging in our hoop-d rollin' four deep smoke and blends and speeding it all the fly-hosts.
0:56.0	That's how we fucking play.
0:59.0	Yeah, we don't play.
1:02.0	Yeah, we don't play.
1:03.0	And shit like that.
1:05.0	So, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year and Happy Cwanzaa and Happy Hanukkah and any other
1:09.0	non-dominant dominant, any other dominant, denational holidays that you celebrate or celebrate.
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