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Alright, welcome into the Yak. I am the only regular on the Yak who is here today.

I am of course the oldest member of the Yak and by far and away the least funny member

of the Yak, but I am the only one untowelted enough to not have somewhere else to be today.

The Anus boys and the son of a boydak crew there in Boston for a live show.

Owen is kind of like a wart on their skin so he's with them.

Big Cat is off doing something and I am left here.

As you saw yesterday they all voted their own champions so they have their own representative

here in studio.

So I will go around the room yesterday in Sassist Share was Jersey Jerry so Jersey Jerry

chose Sassist Champion and they chose Ebony.

Hello Ebony.

Hello of course they don't choose me.

Why wouldn't they choose you?

Exactly.

Why do you want to choose me?

How are you doing?

I'm feeling amazing.

You look beautiful as always.

I think people should know that you and I are great friends.

Absolutely.

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