Hey, everybody,

Hey everybody, quit messing around.

It's time to get down with the boys in town.

That's right.

It's the wizard and the bruiser, and I'm here with you.

I'm your beatboxing crazy hip-hop style and wizard, Holden McNeely.

And I am your refined classical wizard, Jake, or the bruiser.

I forget.

I live my life in an opium haze. I see, everybody's trying to come at me like, oh, he does drugs just because he wraps. When it's the bruiser every year in the corner acting all fancy, he's chasing that fucking dragon. Would you like a huff of this rag? Yeah, sure, I would like a damn huff of the rag, all right? You know that's what I need to get through these damn shows. Splendid. Today, we are doing a show that has nothing to do with anything we just talked about. I mean, the Hellfire Club. I guess that works. The 1960s, the counterculture, San Francisco. I mean, everything relates back to the X-Men at some point, right? The legacy virus. It's the X-Men, everybody. And we're doing a two-parter on this. I'm calling it ahead of time. This episode will be specifically covering the comics. So please don't send us those many emails you like to send going, um, um, what about the movies? What about the animated show? Yeah, I know. Okay, I can, I'll sing the song next week. All right? We'll do everything next week for that. You know that thing in the

X-Men comics and movies and television shows where Professor X are one of the many other

telepathic characters. Uh-huh. Try and like read someone's mind, but then it's like, shit gets too heavy for them.. Try and, like, read someone's mind,

but then it's like shit gets too heavy for them,

and they're like, ah, I can't.

It's, there's too much.

That's how I feel trying to encapsulate

over 50 years of the most bullshit,

convoluted, complicated, retconned, sliced, diced, rehashed,

rebooted continuity I have ever laid my eyes upon.

I would rather do a book.

Worse than Spider-Man?

This is a million times worse than Spider-Man. i would rather do an episode on the romance of

the three kingdoms i would rather do an episode about fucking quantum physics that would be easier

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