Hey everybody, welcome to another startling, mysterious, and deep investigation on a little show we call Wizard and the Bruiser.

That's right. I'm your very scientifically minded wizard.

And I'm your conspiracy crackpot bruiser. I need facts. Why don't you believe?

I'm a woman that needs facts.

I'm a dude who loves basically getting my assumptions repeatedly confirmed, but no one

believes me.

So like I'm every rebellious teen that just hates it when their mom doesn't listen to them.

You can explain it away with something else.

It was wind chimes or something.

Damn it.

Bruiser.

I mean, yes,

Bruiser,

you're bruiser this week, right?

And I guess in this analogy,

Marie's here,

you're Skinner.

Yeah, I'm,

yeah.

Why hasn't he gotten a promotion?

He's still assistant director

for nine seasons,

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