Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Goe. I'm Jesse Thorne America's Radio Sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, elderly golden retriever.

Okay, I'd love to hear more about this Jordan because I've known you for 20 years, which would,

you're probably about 18 or 19 when I met you. So that would make you a very old for

a golden retriever. I guess I'm, and again, there's some dog years math that I haven't done on this.

Right. I don't know. What is it? Plus seven, if you're below the equator, I don't think it's about

two and a half kilometers to the mile. Yeah, that sounds about right. Let's just a Canadian dog

and then it's meters for some reason. Hard to say. Right.

No, this is just how I feel. This is when I say I'm an elderly golden retriever. I don't mean

like literally it is just how I feel. It is my current state. Okay, so you feel like you're

literally an elderly golden retriever. Yeah, and you know, like, you know, they got a bandana,

the fur is not quite so golden. Bandana's dirty. Maybe they got a weird eye.

You know that the owners of an older golden retriever could wash the bandana or get a new bandana.

It's not a function of the age of the dog. Or do you think the owners of,

is the golden retriever been on some kind of incredible journey? No, I think there's that,

you know, in my mind, the dog that I am in my mind is so broken down.

That even though the bandana, you know, that he got at the groomers five years ago as filthy,

there's just a sense of fuck it. You know, he's old. They got a little stair stepber thing

so I can get on the bed. Right. I probably shouldn't be up there because I have oozing sores.

I'm imagining. Well, this oozing source is overwhelmed all of my imaginations. Previously,

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