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that we have the world's worst worst tourist attraction in the world which is it's pretty crazy

to think about it if you think of all of the many many many tourist traps tourist attractions every tourist attractions. Every city, every major city has them.

And we have the worst one in the entire world right here on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and the heart of Hollywood.

The Walk of Feces.

The Walk of Feces.

But I do think that it is gross.

And maybe once you reach it and do a little walk down, you're like, okay, maybe it's not as cool as I thought it was. But it's free. It is free. You can't be pissed at something that's free. I spent so much money going to that damn Eiffel Tower. And then right beforehand, they're like... Eiffel Tower's free. What are you talking about? No, it's not. You look at it all day for free. No, you got to pay if you want to walk up the stairs.

Yeah, and then you got to pay to go to the first floor or the second floor. And then if you want to go to the top, it's even more. Yeah, it's small. No, it's actually massive. But once I got, I waited hours in line. and then once I got to the front, they were like,

ah, tops closed.

I was like, what do you mean tops closed?

They were like, sometimes they just close it.

And, in line and then once I got to the front they were like ah tops closed I was like what do you mean tops closed they were like sometimes they just close it and so then after all that I could only go to the second floor and it was freezing and I was starving and I was like get a couple of pictures so then the line to get back into the elevator to go down was so long we ended up taking the stairs down which is a 20 minute flight of

stairs that you're going down so you're carrying your kid oh yeah he's he's doing the stairs too it was

but what's that cost you to do that well we did one of those things where they're like oh you can help

skip the line if you do a group so it was probably 150 bucks for the three of us. To walk up some stairs? To walk up a bunch of stairs and be starving and freezing for hours. And that's the thing is, yes, it's really cool and beautiful, but the amount of effort, time, and money that was spent was not worth it at all. Yeah, but you also tell yourself, you convince yourself when you go anywhere where there's one of those, quote, you know, wonders of the world or iconic buildings, you go like, well, when else are we, when else are we going to be here?

It's almost like you say to yourself, I should just do it.

Why would I not do it?

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