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The Worst Privates Ever, Crazy Military History & The Future Of Combat | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 225

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Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals

51.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2025

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Justin Taylor is here! Previously from Task & Purpose,  @Justin_Taylor  now runs his own geopolitical channel. Check him out! LIVE TOUR TICKETS ON SALE NEXT WEEK! Watch this episode ad-free and uncensored on Pepperbox! https://www.pepperbox.tv/ WATCH THE AFTERSHOW & BTS ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/UnsubscribePodcast MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/collections/unsubscribe-podcast ------------------------------ THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! GHOSTBED Get an extra 10% off when you use code UNSUBSCRIBE at checkout. Go to http://ghostbed.com/unsubscribe to get started ADAM AND EVE Go to http://adamandeve.com/ and enter the promo code UNSUB to get your discount, 100% Free Shipping and get it fast with Rush Processing STOPBOX Get firearm security redesigned and save 10% off @StopBoxUSA with code UNSUBSCRIBE at https://www.stopboxusa.com/UNSUBSCRIBE #stopboxpod ------------------------------ UNSUB MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/pages/unsubscribe-podcast ------------------------------ FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS! Unsubscribe Podcast https://www.instagram.com/unsubscribepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@unsubscribepodcast https://x.com/unsubscribecast Eli Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://x.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap Brandon Herrera https://www.youtube.com/@BrandonHerrera https://x.com/TheAKGuy https://www.instagram.com/realbrandonherrera Donut Operator https://www.youtube.com/@DonutOperator https://x.com/DonutOperator https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator The Fat Electrician https://www.youtube.com/@the_fat_electrician https://thefatelectrician.com/ https://www.instagram.com/the_fat_electrician https://www.tiktok.com/@the_fat_electrician ------------------------------ unsubscribe pod podcast episode ep unsub funny comedy military army comedian texas podcasts #podcast #comedy #funnypodcast Chapters 0:00 NEW TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT! 2:38 Welcome To Unsub! 6:04 Justin’s Experience At West Point 19:36 Dumb Private Stories 46:27 Mental Health 54:45 Why Justin Left Task & Purpose 1:00:11 The Military Board Game? 1:08:47 Pew Pews 1:26:17 Justin’s Favourite Military Period 1:28:19 Marine Skateboarders? 1:37:13 The Evolution Of Drones & AI In The Military 1:52:50 Quantum Computing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey Harry.

0:00.7

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0:01.5

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0:39.6

was registered to them and registered to the base.

0:42.2

Man, I'm a little brown for this.

0:44.5

If you try to murder your wife, you probably shouldn't be in the army with us.

0:50.6

Say hi to Eli.

0:55.0

He's racially ambiguous Brandon.

0:59.0

His hair is fabulous.

1:01.0

Dona, a dark joke disposition,

1:05.0

and there's a fat electrician.

1:07.0

We'll come to unsubscribe.

1:09.0

We're going on tour! We are going back on tour and we're going to announce the dates and the locations this time.

1:15.6

A lot of you guys were complaining that we weren't hitting the Midwest and a lot of other areas and you know what, this time we're making things right.

1:22.6

Not because Nick made us.

1:23.6

You forced us to go there. I love the Midwest.

1:26.6

They've got so many great landmarks like, um, this time around, we let you guys pick the name of the tour and what did they pick? The Geneva Suggestion Tour. Oh yeah, help us name it. You know, we get to go out and you hang out with you guys. What does that remind you of? And they said war crime. Thank you for that name. That is fantastic. We're going to start off here in our hometown of San Antonio. That'll be Friday, October 17th at the Empire. Saturday, October 18th, will be in Orlando, Florida playing at the hard rock. And that makes me rock hard. He is. Nick, where are we going next? We are finally coming to the Midwest on October 25th. We're going to be at the Valer Ballroom at Des Moines, Iowa. And on October 26th, we're going to be at the Riviera Theater in Chicago. I better get a deployment patch for that. Nick is no longer in Paris. Thursday, November 13th at the Celebrity Theater in Phoenix, Arizona. Then on Friday, November 14th, we're going to go to Denver, Colorado at the Paramount. Friday, December 12th, in Boston, Massachusetts, we will be playing in the Chevalier. Cavalier. Wait, that sounds French. Don't use that. What did you say? Chevalier. There you go. Saturday, December 13th at the Walmont Theater in Montclair, New Jersey. Wait, that can't be right. We're going to Jersey. We're going to Jersey. Fuck. Guys and gals, we are super excited for this tour.

2:52.6

This one's bigger and better than last time. These are 2,000 seat venues. We are nervous and stoked at the same time. Cody, that means three levels on a majority of these. Oohie. Don't worry. We still have stage fright. Oh, we!

2:53.6

I just want to die!

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