Brandon Is Running For Congress! (Round 2) | Unsubscribe Podcast Ep 226

Unsubscribe Podcast

UnsubscribePodcast

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy, Personal Journals

5 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2025

⏱️ 106 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

The boys get together after a very busy week to catch up on what’s been happening! LIVE TOUR TICKETS ON SALE NOW! https://unsubcrew.com/liveshows Watch this episode ad-free and uncensored on Pepperbox! https://www.pepperbox.tv/ WATCH THE AFTERSHOW & BTS ON PATREON! https://www.patreon.com/UnsubscribePodcast MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/collections/unsubscribe-podcast ------------------------------ THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS! BOOKING.COM https://booking.com TRUE CLASSIC Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/UNSUB #trueclassicpod SHOPIFY Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at http://shopify.com/unsubpod FUM Head to https://www.tryfum.com/UNSUB and use promo code UNSUB to get your free gift with purchase and start the Good Habit today! MANDO Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get 20% off + free shipping with promo code UNSUB at https://shopmando.com #mandopod ------------------------------ UNSUB MERCH: https://www.bunkerbranding.com/pages/unsubscribe-podcast ------------------------------ FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS! Unsubscribe Podcast https://www.instagram.com/unsubscribepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@unsubscribepodcast https://x.com/unsubscribecast Eli Doubletap https://www.instagram.com/eli_doubletap/ https://x.com/Eli_Doubletap https://www.youtube.com/c/EliDoubletap Brandon Herrera https://www.youtube.com/@BrandonHerrera https://x.com/TheAKGuy https://www.instagram.com/realbrandonherrera Donut Operator https://www.youtube.com/@DonutOperator https://x.com/DonutOperator https://www.instagram.com/donutoperator The Fat Electrician https://www.youtube.com/@the_fat_electrician https://thefatelectrician.com/ https://www.instagram.com/the_fat_electrician https://www.tiktok.com/@the_fat_electrician ------------------------------ unsubscribe pod podcast episode ep unsub funny comedy military army comedian texas podcasts #podcast #comedy #funnypodcast Chapters 0:00 LIVE SHOW TICKETS OUT NOW! 1:42 Welcome To Unsub! 9:05 The Battlefield 6 Cheating Drama 11:57 Eli Went To DC 14:16 Live Show Anxiety 19:22 Eli Went To The White House 30:35 Brandon Is Running For Congress! 57:39 Unsubscribe Fitness Challenge 1:05:52 Eli & Sav Got Engaged! 1:09:14 Eli Bought A New Toy 1:21:28 Airports Are The Worst 1:35:23 Jared Isaacman 1:39:38 Time Travel Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	I've rolled out uni because I want to live at home.
0:02.0	I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money.
0:05.0	I've ruled out uni because of my grades.
0:10.0	Study with the Open University and there's no need to rule out anything.
0:13.0	With our respected degrees, you can learn from home and work alongside study.
0:17.0	We're open to all. Plus, you'll have the support of expert tutors. So rethink your
0:23.6	future with the degree you didn't think was possible. The Open University. The future is open.
0:29.9	Can the White House reschedule Purple Heart Day? I get anxiety. I'm jerking Brandon off. It's
0:36.5	perfectly normal. I have anxiety. Sometimes make jerking Brandon off. It's perfectly normal. I have anxiety.
0:38.4	Salt times make hard men. You're hard.
0:41.4	Or something.
0:43.8	Question my mortality.
0:45.8	Yeah, thanks, Eli.
0:47.2	Mother-ff. By the way, hi, Tony.
0:50.4	Say hi to Eli.
0:58.2	He's racially ambiguous and Brandon.
1:01.4	His hair is fucking fabulous.
1:04.8	Dona a dark joke disposition.
1:06.9	And there's a fat electrician.
1:08.8	Welcome to unsubscribe.
1:11.0	What is up, everyone?
1:15.2	Tickets are officially live for everyone.
	...

Transcript will be available on the free plan in 7 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from UnsubscribePodcast, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of UnsubscribePodcast and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.