So, guys, Derek, more plates,merdates.com.

Today we are going to be talking about what may just be the worst pre-workout of all time, question mark.

This was posted by Tennis Medical on the subreddit.

The caption, Just Wow, Dude, 60 servings, it is Ma, energy-focused formula in jungleberry flavor with a bear on the front now before we

look at the formula let's look at uh well actually let's take a peek whoo

okay we took a peek see what the comments are like my piss probably has better

dosages how much money wouldn't efficacious dose what's an efficacious dose of P? Connor Murphy wants to know

your location. That's just some vitamins, bro. I can eat my girl's lip gloss and make better games

than this shit. Sigma male grind set by a total fucking dummy. Serving size one tub per workout.

Clown emoji. Our formula so energy pack that one small jar is equal to 75 cans of Red Bull. The fuck. Is that what it actually says?

I guess we will find out. Clown emoji, not a pre-workout though. Where the hell you even get that

LMAO? Wow. Just fucking have coffee in an orange, dude. An orange with your fucking coffee.

It's a weird combo. Unless it costs five bucks, I'd pay $5 not to use it. It's 35 before shipping

attacks. Like what the fuck, dude. In bold italics. I can suck on some clit juice and get more

of a buzz than that. Super physiological flair. This isn't

even a pre-worker though. It's an energy powder. Somehow that makes it better. As long as

long if a pre-worker has caffeine flavor and color it will sell like hot cakes. I've

actually seen worse, believe it or not. I would love to know where. Better off with the

multivitamin. 100 plus 5 plus 200 plus 140, nowhere near 1,200

milligrams LMFAO. Look at the servings and price if it's around 15 to 20 and ain't bad. The scoop is

so small I cannot fit the tip of my pointer finger in it. I can fit 13 scoops of this into one

total war scoop. Burn it to the ground. They actually make scoopers for one gram.

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