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Turtle Time

The Worst Party in New York City (RHOSLC S5 E7, RHOP S9 E4, RHONY S15 E5 Recaps)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7603 Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2024

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss the latest Vanderpump Rules news and the upcoming trailers for the new Southern Charm and Real Housewives of Beverly Hills seasons. (00:00 - 36:55) And then we break down everything that happened on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 5 episode 7 - "The Huzzbands" (36:55) As well as the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac season 9, episode 4 - "Bunking Beds and Butting Heads". (01:12:00) And then finally but with the same amount of passion, Amy and Riley discuss the Real Housewives of New York City season 15 episode 5 - "The Clueless Party Episode" (01:32:15) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This one's for you tonight.

0:04.0

Okay, let's get started.

0:06.0

Just raise your glasses high.

0:12.0

This once we turn off time.

0:16.0

Well, Halloween has officially turned into the Thanksgiving season. So Michael Myers, it's time to stop using that knife to kill people and start using it to carve a turkey. Welcome back, Little Turtle Cudies. It's Turtle Time again.

0:30.7

Cute. That's a better use of that knife. Could you imagine? He has to stop doing the murder and everything horrible he does with it?

0:40.1

And now because the season is completely changed, it goes into being more festive towards Thanksgiving dinner.

0:47.3

Do you think he has Freddy over and Freddie helps him cut it with his whatever gardening sheer hands.

0:54.6

That would be so cute.

0:56.6

That would be so cute if Freddie had invited people over and he can't cut the turkey

1:02.7

properly because of his fingers, he doesn't want to get him filthy or whatever.

1:06.7

And then all of a sudden, ding-dong, Michael Myers shows up and he says, I've got the perfect

1:11.6

thing to cut that turkey and they have this beautiful moment. That's exactly the kind of spirit I was

1:16.0

thinking of. They made, what did they say? They worked it out in the remix since Freddie versus

1:24.4

Jason. Right, right, right. Oh, right. You'd have to throw, you'd have to throw Jason in there, too, in some way. I forget what Jason uses to kill. Also a big knife, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you could just switch that Michael Myers analogy and just imagine Jason coming over and carving the turkey with Freddie. But anyway, I mean, that is sort of emblematic of what's going on with you and I.

1:46.7

I mean, this is, we're no longer in that spooky, scary season.

1:51.4

That shit is kind of in the past, at least for me personally.

1:55.0

And I'm ready to move towards the one of my favorite holidays of the year, probably top two for me.

2:01.3

Thanksgiving.

2:07.4

Doesn't require anything of you except to be thankful for, to eat and to be thankful for everything in your life. And most people can acknowledge that being thankful for stuff is good,

2:12.0

you know. The attitude of gratitude. Yes, totally, totally. So I love the spirit of Thanksgiving.

2:18.9

I'm so excited that we're creeping our way away from that scary shit that you

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