The Worst Of The Worst | Reading Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 27 January 2024
⏱️ 73 minutes
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People continue to be the worst.
0:00-1:00 Intro
1:01-9:07 I got frustrated with a kid at the arcade https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/18b1mci/aita_for_getting_frustrated_with_a_kid_at_the/
9:08-15:28 I pointed out my sister's blue hand https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/18d9wlz/aita_for_pointing_out_my_sisters_blue_hand/
15:29-21:30 I didn't know what a fire hydrant was https://www.rareddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/17y6ba5/aita_for_not_knowing_what_a_fire_hydrant_was_and/
21:31-30:49 I lost my MIL's ashes https://www.rareddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/18foq43/aita_for_accidentally_loosing_my_mother_in_laws/
30:50-37:44 I'm faking my paternity leave https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/18ezgl9/im_faking_my_paternity_leave/
37:45-38:51 Sponsors!
38:52-52:18 My partner keeps complaining about my eggs https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/18ge54n/my_22f_partner_23m_keeps_complaining_about_losing/
52:19-1:01:33 AITA for telling my wife she's not famous https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/17w2i1d/people_like_my_wife_which_is_awful/
1:01:34-1:13:23 My future SIL is stupid https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/18e223u/my_future_sisterinlaw_is_legitimately_stupid_and/
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Transcript
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| 0:00.8 | Welcome back to some insane Reddit stories. |
| 0:04.3 | I'm Shane and today the theme is Am I the Devil? |
| 0:09.1 | Let's freaking go. |
| 0:09.7 | Right. |
| 0:10.2 | These are the worst of the worst. |
| 0:12.8 | And I am joined by two of the worst people I know. |
| 0:15.2 | Oh, Shane. |
| 0:19.2 | Courtney and Spencer are here. Hey. |
| 0:22.8 | You guys, I know you guys know Reddit. |
| 0:27.3 | Because Courtney, you've curated a bunch of stories for this show. |
| 0:30.2 | Yeah, and they messed me up real bad. |
| 0:31.9 | Yeah, you had to take a break after producing one of these episodes. |
| 0:36.1 | You were like, I'm out. |
| 0:37.1 | The spooky one, the research was a lot, but I think I could be ready to Mick Morgan or help Mac Morgan. Spencer, you look like you're on Reddit. Oh yeah, I love that place. I can't believe it's taking this long for us to be on an episode together. Why are you waiting me? Hey, pleasure to be on the couch with you. Yeah. Alright, here we go. Am I the asshole for getting frustrated with a kid at the arcade? So far, no. I'm a 30-year-old man, and I'm a really big fan of DDR, and I was just playing a bit at an arcade near me. I was about |
| 1:12.9 | to get a full combo when this kid around eight years old decided to play a stupid prank. He used his |
| 1:18.1 | hand to press the buttons and mess up my combo. I was furious as I had been practicing this map |
| 1:23.7 | for a while now and was about to full combo it. I will admit I lost my temper. I started |
| 1:29.0 | screaming stuff like, what the fuck are you doing? And where are your parents because they clearly |
| 1:33.6 | failed you? It wasn't the nicest thing to say, but I was understandably angry. The staff |
| 1:39.9 | came to me and banned me from the arcade for being aggressive. Am I the asshole? |
| 1:45.6 | Okay. |
| 1:46.2 | At first I was like, I don't, yeah. |
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