The Worst Of The Late Show
The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert
CBS
4.4 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 19 May 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Stephen Colbert presents a special episode dedicated to all the pieces he cut over the years, including a trip to Chicago and some truly outlandish bits by Late Show writers that never made it to air - UNTIL NOW! Be sure to check out the full extended version with 'Graphics Graveyard' on YouTube after you hear the podcast!
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| 0:34.6 | Sit out. |
| 0:35.9 | You got to go. |
| 0:36.9 | Sit down. Thank you very much. Thank you. go. Sit down. |
| 0:38.0 | Thank you very much. |
| 0:39.3 | Thank you. |
| 0:39.9 | Thank you. |
| 0:40.8 | Please. |
| 0:41.5 | Thank you. |
| 0:42.3 | Thank you, Paul. |
| 0:44.1 | Sit out. |
| 0:48.8 | Sit the f*** down. |
| 0:52.5 | Welcome to The Late Show. |
| 0:53.9 | I'm your host Stephen Colbert. |
| 0:55.5 | And this is... |
| 0:56.0 | This is the final week of our show. |
| 1:01.0 | There's so many important things going on in the world, |
| 1:03.2 | but a lot of that stuff's a drag. |
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